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headcanons in rotation for highlight

• milo is permanently banned from club penguin

• milo watches soap asmr then gets hungry because the soap looks so yummy

• milo adores fashion dolls (bratz, l.o.l. o.m.g., monster high etc.) and yearns to buy them

• milo would eat a tide pod given the opportunity

• milo prepares pb&j's (etc.) like this when he has unsupervised access to tools


outside of rotation (less silly)

• milo is fine with he/him, she/her, and they/them pronouns, and sometimes but not always allows it/its

• milos is a gemini; gemini sun & pisces moon w/ aquarius rising to be precise - placing his birthday between may 21st and june 20th

• milo having chimpanzee dna in his bloodline is evident in many ways (ex. being strong for his body weight, his affinity for tools, excelling in gripping, pulling, jumping, and climbing, perhaps even having sharp canine teeth!)

• milo's hair would have looked a lot like his father's when he was younger had he not been folically challenged. he would still have an ahoge to some degree as well

• milo does hobbyist taxidermy on deceased animals he finds in the valley. when he runs out of room to stash them he drags a select few around in his wagon, using his entrepreneurial skill to sell them for a few extra bucks. susie has an interest in this process and at times functions as his sidekick in this area

• milo knows how to mix various alcoholic drinks because of the habits/needs of his mother. he went from bringing her drinks to preparing drinks for her, and had gotten recipes & tips from anita at some point

• milo has a double life using one or more female personas & costumes and nobody recognizes it's him




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hihi! yammy here~! if you have your own milo oblong headcanon you'd like to see you'd like to see included here, you can submit it via my atabook or sharingmilove@proton.me and we'll see~! interested in hearing some~! don't forget to put down a name if you'd like to be credited~! ciao~!


not a conclusive list of my milo headcanons by any means